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Hey watch this---The last thing sombody yells out before they fuck up bad.
"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into 3 inches of water.
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Dumbass for "I am about to do something incredibly stupid."
When you hear these words, the last thing you want to do is listen to them.
Dumbass 1; "Hey, watch this!" *takes out gasoline can*
Sensible Person; *Runs the fuck away.*
Dumbass 2; *Stays where he is, intrigued.*
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A phrase that hillbillies/inbreeds/rednecks yell before they run off and do something really stupid like sleding on a gatorade machine, shooting themselves in the ass with a shotgun,boning their cousin and/or brother(oh sweet jesus), and riding a mechanical animal. This most often results in the death of the hillbilly or an innocent black man.
If you here hey yall watch this call 911
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redneck: HEY YALL WATCH THIS
onlooker: hmmm. the gene pool just got cleaner. better call 411 and get the number for 911!
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The last words of some rednecks.
Hey guys, watch this!
Dammit Bill, are you really at it again?!
*explosion*
Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.
'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'
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Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.
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