High school reunion

After graduating from high school, (usually 5+ years) you pick up your old yearbook(s) and jack off to the school pictures of the people you wished you'd dated or plowed.

Bob: (talking on phone), hey Keith, you wanna come over tonight and have a high school reunion??

Keith: Nahh, I did that last night. Sorry man.

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High School Reunion Gay

A guy in highschool you suspect of being gay that doesn't come out of the closet until you see him later at your high school reunion

Man 1- "Man I really thought that guy was gay during highschool"

Man 2- " I saw him at our high school reunion, he's finally gay! I knew he'd be a high school reunion gay!"

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our high school reunion

Your high school reunion goals will vary.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.

Her: "Hi! I'm so glad you made it to our high school reunion!"
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."

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