Hilltard

The spawn of a male or female Hillbilly and a retard of the other sex/gender. Usually occurs in the Pacific Northwest.

Dad: "Hey son, why don't you go down to the lake and go swimming."
Son:"Nah, Dad. The Hilltards are down there, and I don't feel like dealing with them.

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Hilltard

A soccer fan who unwittingly embarrasses himself and insults the GAA by attending Dublin football matches during the Championship.

Hilltard 1: That ref fucking hates Dublin, he's givin' us fucking nothing!
Hilltard 2: Yeah, I know. I bet you he's a fucking cultchie.

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