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Hippohestion

The dreaded Hippophestion is a mammoth of a creature. Its lives in dark damp basements and seeks hot pockets, doritos, red bull, and the occasional cheeto to feed itself. It primarily uses four legs or a hovaround to get around. The only known hippophestion is from Australia. The hippophestion enjoys long days of playing video games.

The hippophestion is similar in size to a hippo

the hippohestion smells like an alabama hot pocket

by Slyn April 20, 2011