hiser

The conjunction of his or her, his/her, or his & her. Only used in the context of unknown sex of subject of the sentence: Neutral, unbiased writing.

The customer can use hiser credit card when making a purchase.

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hiser

A shortening of the phrase "his or her." Hiser can be used as a pronoun to refer to a person of unidentifiable sex, or when writing about a person of unknown gender.

See also: himmer, hersh

I was talking to Pat at the bar when hersh scratched hiser crotch. I'm still not sure if that was unladylike or perfectly natural male behavior.

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Hiser Time

When Jeff Hiser enters a basketball game at the College of St. Joseph's and Munger gets extremely overly excited.

Munger: Oh and jeff Hiser gets up and heads to the scorers table...you know what this means...its Hiser Time

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Hiser

Verb; To uncover then begin masturbating one's genitalia in front of an unsuspecting convenience store worker.

"DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT INCIDENT?! Apparently he hisered and was caught on camera; check YouTube!"

"Daniel! No hisering, THIS IS A PLACE OF WORK!"