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A person of very great intellect, carrying massive amounts of "weight" in his pants (If you catch my drift).
With his great fashion sense and charisma he beats other people with his massive cocks, yes you heard me right, multiple.
He enjoys freestyling, and thinks his rap game is on point. He enjoys playing violent and graphic hentai VR games and Minecraft.
"Omg that guy's dick is so incredibly large, he's such a Hjalte. I am edging currently"
"Omg same, I am incredibly moist"
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A humungus person with a great sense of fashion and music. He exclusively listens to rap and actually freestyles in his free time.
He enjoys slapping people with his immense package (I'm talking about his massive cocks, yes multiple.)
"That guy's such a Hjalte, MMmmm"
"I'm so moist, because of that thicc Hjalte"
Dude who randomly reads german poems out loud
Hey i dare you to do a Hjalte
is that a Hjalte? no just Goethe
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A friend you know, who is secretly a ninja. He will deny that he is a ninja, what ever you say
You: Hey Hjalte. Are you a ninja?
Friend: no... no im not
Hjalte is your friend who is a master ninja. He may say that's he is not, but deep down you know it's true
You: hey are you a ninja?!
Hjalte: ehhhhhhhhhh, No! no im not.
Hjalte is a fucking sexy beast with a 19,5 inch cock
Girl 1. See that spicy guy over there?
Girl 2. Yeah he is such a Hjalte
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To lick the foreskin of a homeless man and drinking his cum. Then eating poop like a dog and jumping out of a building
Chad: Hey did you hear that joe did a Dirty Hjalte
Jeffery: Yeah i think hes in the hospital