Hung Over And Dying Slow. The worst feeling in the world, the morning after consuming a ridiculous amount of alcohol. Hoads is pronounced like roads.
Person A: I shouldn't have drank so much last night.
Person B: how do you feel?
Person A: Hoads
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Male genitalia resembling that of a horse in both length and girth.
Crikey! that guy's hung like a Hoad!!
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The abbreviation for HOAD is having the heart of a Dragon.
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H.O.A.D,. Head Of A Dick. Used to describe someone in a derogatory manor. This was the deffination back in the late 70's
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used to call people who are short and fat. cross between human and choad. if you are OVER 4 feet wide and UNDER 5 feet tall you are a TOTAL Hoad
Guy: "Dude i saw a total hoad yesterday he was trying to do pushups at the gym!"
Other guy: OMG i wish i was there! I wuld llaughed my ass off!"
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Hoad is a slang word for 'cloud' or 'sheep'
"Hey look at that Hoad in the sky!"
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Lame or otherwise unpleasant. Similar in usage to 'sucks'.
A: How hard is the Calculus test?
B: It hoads.
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