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Hobbitism is a broad term for the body of hobbits and hobbit like people, their theologies and doctrines, ethical, spiritual, and behavioral characteristics, as well as their numerous and specific meals and in general their ravenous eating habits. It can also refer to human beings or other creatures sharing obvious or numerous traits of the hobbits.
That poor girl suffers from hobbitism, she eats six times a day minimum and she has very hairy toes.
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Book written by J. R. R. Tolkien in 1937. Arguably one of the best fantasy books in the world. Having a huge fanbase that spreads across generations, it is widely known throughout the western world. There will be a movie for it in 2012.
The hobbit is one of the best fantasy books of its time. Anyone of any age should read this absolute masterpiece
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ho-bít-ing
Crouching down in a ball and resuming normal behavior patterns from this position
Asher was hobbiting on the bus this morning.
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A race that exists in the books of J.R.R Tolkien, namely the Lord of the Rings trilogy. They are short human-like creatures with hairy feet and curly hair; whether they have pointed (elf-like) ears or not is under debate. The reside mostly in the Shire, and are a cheerful folk than enjoy nothing more than a good and filling meal. The most famous would probably be Frodo Baggins, the Ring Bearer.
Gandalf: I think there's more to this hobbit than meets the eye.
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Small, they would only seem as small children to your eyes. Average height being three foot six or so. Also, they have hairy feet, and a keen intrest in the brewing of Ale and pipeweed, the most famoust being Old Toby (the finest weed in the south farthing). Hobbits can also been known as halflings (because they are half the height of the average human) and Shirefolk (Since thats where alot of them live)
Zel: When i grow up, i wanna be a hobbit! And i will live in the shire in bagshot row under the party tree
Sam: Well, youre definately small enough...
zel: Hey!
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anything you want it to
Stop your hobbiting around!
Shut up or ill cut off your hobbit.
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Tiny people, not to be confused as midgets, who lived in the parallel world and dimension to ours known as Middle Earth. These people were small but ironically had big feet which in turn was the reason why Gondor used them for underground sex slave trading because big feet means big penis. Many Hobbits were sodomized by people in Gondor and Rohan. Because the males had a dick the size of a cucumber they were used as displays at sex orgies. It was estimated at one point about 92% of households in Gondor had atleast 1 Hobbit used for sexual pleasures and fantasies.
Hobbits were forced to ride the shit out of Dwarves infront of people and farm pigs. This was done to create a new breed of man animals called Dwarbbits which were patented by Gondor and used as a work force.
Hobbit's Masters would get drunk and molest them. At times they were forced to punch into the rectum and anus of their Masters and Lords. This was the starting point of what is known as fisting today. During that time a Hobbit would fist into the pootbox of their Masters they would also have to squeal like a piglet and shit in a cup. Once a week they had to hunt down smurfs and catch them to either kill them or stick them up inside the shit factory of their Masters to tickle the inside of their rectum and anus.
Hobbits look weird as hell with those big feet!
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