Hoblet

Knowing someone who looks like a hobbit and never had sex before and probably never will

Man Ive never noticed but Mike is a total Hoblet no wonder he cant get any

Hobleting

A rare and breathtaking atmospheric phenomenon characterized by a shimmering ring or aura around the sun, said to symbolize divine guidance, protection, or blessings.

"Look guys, there is something hobleting around the sun!"