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An expression of surprise or shock, much like "Holy Shit" but made much classier by the reference of male genitalia
Thing 1: BOO!
Thing 2: HOLY DICK! You scared me, you little hellion!!
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n. A dick that goes into a lot of holes; the penis of a manslut.
I went to church on New Year's Day because my resolution is to have a Holy Dick this year.
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When a Woman's been too nasty, you'll cover your dick in holy water and slap her a cross in her f**king face.
Yo Jen's made a satanic sign out of her period bleeding.
That hoe needs a holy dick slap!
Something exclaimed by an epic gamer to express being surprised.
Guy 1: Holy dick casserole, there's anime on board! We must destroy it!
Guy 2: On it!
When some thing is so mind blowing that you cant say anything else but Holy Dick Fuck.
Person #1 Bro, dude I was with a girl with a HUGE ASS last night!
Person #2 Holy Dick Fuck
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An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'
Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.
Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.
*person gets startled* Holy shitting dick nipples!
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A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them
Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.