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An individual who is not homosexual in anyway; they are completely heterosexual with no personal homosexual tendencies, desire, affiliation or history at all. They are different from homophobes in that they are not insecure, they do not condemn or have distain for homosexuals; rather they are personally free of any homosexually whatsoever.
There are few homo-nots in the world, it is estimated that of the 6 billion people on earth, less than a 100 people hold this prestigious and coveted title. Homo-nots are highly regarded and respected; loved by women, envied by men.
Two friends are on a bus when a friend and another man, who is a Homo-not walks in. Jennifer: "Trina did you see the way that guy was looking at jack? he might be gay"
Trina: "Him? no way, he's not gay at all, he's actually a Homo-not"
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When you say something that is gay as fuck but you say no homo like its gonna do anything
"No Homo but your dick is big as fuck no homo"
"Yo that's homo no homo"
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A word used to show that whatever you did no matter how gay isn't gay as long as you say no homo.
Jalan: Mark imma kiss you but no homo tho.
Mark: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
Jalan: Na cuz that's that gay shit.
Jalan: i kissed u last night tho.
Mark: Ayooo u gay.
Jalan: but no homo tho.
Mark: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
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(Phrase)
No Homo is the magic phrase men utter when undertaking task that are gay, so that they may ward it off.
When a man sucks his homies dick, he must always say no homo, or both will become third level mega gay.
I once got sucked off by my homie and he forgot to say it. We now have two kids.
It’s pretty gay.
Bro 1: Yo bro, goodnight
Bro 2: Night bro, (kisses forehead)
Bro 1: Bro!
Bro 2: No homo.
Bro 1: Aight bro.
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A word used as a “Get out of jail free card” after saying the gayest shit in humanity
“I will suck you, no homo though”
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A term used by many men after every sentence so everyone knows they're straight
That guy's hot. No homo
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1. A phrase said after saying something that could be interpreted as homosexual to someone of the same gender as the speaker.
2. A phrase used in the above context, so that one can say something very gay about someone but still technically remain straight. Acts as a loophole for people to say really, really gay things that otherwise would just not be socially acceptable. People might still look at you weird though.
That test was pretty hard, looking back on it. No homo.
Damn, son, that shirt looks good on you bro. No homo.
No homo, but you're a good looking guy.
Man, I bet you're crazy in bed, no homo.
I want to suck your fucking dick in my mouth until you're about to cum, and then let you jizz all over my face. No homo.
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