Homofoliage

noun. hoh-moh-foh-lee-ij

(informal)
either:

1. alternative name for a decorative desk plant (or plants), such as that bestowed on the desk of a (usually male) office worker.

or

2. affectionate term used to describe the sort of man who may indulge in decorative desk plants.

"watch out mate - Homofoliage is watering his homofoliage."