homoprobe

A technique used by both hetero- and homo-sexuals to determine if another individual is homosexual. Typically, the homoprober will ask subtle questions and draw a conclusion based upon the homoprobee's answers.
Far more accurate than gaydar.

"I homoprobed the new guy yesterday."
"Results?"
"Gay. He kept saying 'my partner and I this...' and 'my partner that...'"

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homoprobe

A butt plug used by homos.

I must be a homophobe according to politically correct propaganda since I don't want to go anywhere near a homoprobe.

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homoprobic

someone who loves gay people
being the opposite of homophobic

sim: i have something to tell you, im lesbian
mim: OMG seriously?!
sim: hey stop being homophobic!
mim: im not homophobic, im homoPRObic! my best friend jassy is gay!
sim: jassy is gay? i always thought so...

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Homoprobe

Characteristic of one who goes in search or feels overly comfortable around homosexuals. The opposite of homophobe

That kid Is Such A homoprobe! I understand tolerance for gays but hes kissing ass! literally!

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