Hook Man

1) Similar in a way to a wing man, the hook man invites random attractive females to a pre-planned party.

2) A scary story you might tell a person's butt hole. Every version of this story is a little different but the ending is always the same. "...and they say the hook man still lives today!" At this time one should curl a finger into the shape of a hook, I prefer the pinky, and wet it by popping your cheek. Then you put that finger in their beautiful beautiful butt hole.

1)
PERSON1: Is Dave running hook man tonight?
PERSON2: Yeah!
PERSON1: This parties gonna be off the hook!

2)
PERSON1: You said you gave her the hook man story last night?
PERSON2: Yeah! Got a butt hole-in-one!
PERSON1: Nice!

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man hooks

These luscious entities appear most often in men with fantastic bodies. Popularized by Brad Pitt in "Fight Club", they generally exist around the pelvis. They appear on either side of the waist of a man in hook-like formations, pointing towards the crotchal region.

"Oh golly, Becca Jane, check out the man hooks on that lovely shirtless boy across the way."

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