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Hoomer

A "Home Boomer". A person who insists that "hooms (homes) only go up" in value and deny the possibility of the real estate market being overvalued and unsustainable. Often times, hoomers are real estate agents or people who bought in to the market at the peak and have a vested interest in continuing to pump up the real estate bubble.

"Did you buy a home yet? I just bought a $900k 2 bedroom townhouse. It was worth it because I can sell it for $2m in 3 years. Zillow says so."
"No, I'm priced out, hoomer."

by dots4dickn February 2, 2022

654πŸ‘ 174πŸ‘Ž


Hoomer

A homie boomer. A boomer that you can actually relate to but still has boomer tendencies.

Person A: The teacher is such a boomer!
Person B: No what are you talking about? He’s the homie! A Hoomer!

by GummieUnicorns January 21, 2020

36πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


hoomer

Baby boomer generation level humor.

This old guy has a great sense of hoomer.

by msgul December 25, 2019

7πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


hoomer

A subrace of Boomer that either
β€’ Admires the works of Ancient Greek author Homer
β€’ Is a fan of the Simpsons, especially the newer seasons.

β€œMan, The Simpsons Movie is one of the greatest masterpieces in Cinema history!” β€œOkay Hoomer.”

β€œDude, remember in the Illiad when Nyx banged her brother Erebus?”
β€œOkay Hoomer.”

by Miinato December 20, 2019

2πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Zoomer Hoomer

Terribly unfunny media and jokes that only Zoomers find funny. Zero depth or actual comedy is ever involved.

Patricia recommended "Anyone but You" and it was totally Zoomer Hoomer.

by ZoomerHoomer February 10, 2024


Hoomer

Play on the word boomer, a term used on people acting dumb, or generally like a 10 year old.

User: Hey guys, what's up!! I just got 26 kills on fortnite!!! Anyone want to play?? (eu 13-14)!!!

User2: Ok hoomer

by EffectroN November 9, 2019