Horker

A species of animal found in the video game Skyrim.

Horkers resemble huge blubbery walruses with three tusks and large whiskers protruding from their faces.

"I can't believe you ate all the pizza, you are such a Horker"!
"Lisa is such a fatty. I just saw her put down three cheeseburgers like a Horker".

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Horker

1. A mythical creature that resides along the Northern perimeter of Skyrim usually in freezing temperatures.

2. Someone who is very annoying or just generally unliked by the majority of people.

1. In my adventures of Skyrim i have encountered many dangerous horkers which have threatened my chance at survival

2. Man, that kid tries to be so cool, he's such a horker

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Horker

An attractive female that rails huge lines of cocaine.

That horker is going to do all the blow in the bathroom.

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Horker

A Horker is someone who wears their hat at an elevated angle for extra aerodynamics but in result makes you look like a complete douchebag. These home boys vape in the school washrooms like it’s the engine room of the Titanic. Another perk of a Horker is having some keys to their shitty ricer cars and attaching lanyards to them and walking like a homeless man on heroin.

“Why is Brock hacking and vaping in the bathroom?” “Because he’s a fucking horker!

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horker

one who horks, steals.
a thief

i can't believe that horker stole my parking spot.

i stole my stapler back from your desk, horker.

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horker

One who horks. To hork is to utter the sound "hork!" in a plaintive manner as in an appeal for affection, or in an emphatic manner as when greeting friends.

My wife and I have become avid horkers, which has puzzled our friends somewhat.

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horker

a HUGE rail of coke (at least six inches)

"i just did a horker the length of my arm." (eyes water up immediately)
scarface did horkers.

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