Hosmering

The act of getting belligerently drunk and shouting random obscenities at strangers in public places, often followed by passing out in said public places.

Andy kept yelling, "fuck you and your family." He was hosmering so hard last night.

Guy: Did you see Andy pass out at the Royals' game?
Girl: Yeah, he was just hosmering.

Hosmer

one cool sexy man and hes very hot too

Mike Hosmer

20👍 9👎

Hosmer

...sketchy

hosmer started acting like gobin and followed us everywhere

10👍 9👎

Hosmer

the sexiest man in the world

Mike Hosmer is very sexy, i had sex with him

10👍 10👎

Corie Hosmer

A Man Who tends to go to the wrong bathroom (the girls room) who wears too much make up and trys to hard to be cool. Likes to listen to techno and her only friend is satan. Her "cat"

"Wow did u see that guy with the whore make up on walk into the girls room? That must be a Corie Hosmer"

3👍 10👎

Zack Hosmer (Hoz)

You can call him Hoz. Has too many wins in Fortnite (9). Will steel your girl with his sharp jawline and mega veins. If you call him Zack he will get very mad, so make sure to call him Hoz. Also has a song written about him called Hoz Plan.

Me: Hey Zack Hosmer (Hoz) did you do the homework for John Ozminkowskis class.
Zack: CALL ME HOZ, I WILL CARRY YOU IN FORTNITE.

Hosmered

When a baseball player comes up to bat and hits into a routine double play

Man oh man he really hosmered that one