Hot-Lung

When someone farts, then immediately breaths in without realizing they have just breathed in there own fart gas, causing choking actions.

Tom: "Oh man, yesterday while trying to suck my own dick, I totally Hot-Lunged myself."
Dave: "Dude, what the fuck's wrong with you?"

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Hot Dog Lung

An illness often onset by the insertion of one's genitalia into the windpipe of your bitches throat.

John: "Yo dude my bitch is hella bad."
Jared: "You better watch that bitch before she catches some Hot Dog Lung motherfucker."
John: "Oh shit, I forgot it's hot dog season!"