Hotdog Dream

When you have a dream that you are a big, plump, steamy, juicy hotdog, so big and plump that the bun will not close around you. Then you realize that ketchup is sliding out the end of the bun, and then you wake up incarcerated, and your cellmate's chin is resting on your shoulder while he's fucking you up the asshole...

Hey, in prison such choices aren't always yours to make.

Jim got himself locked up and had the hotdog Dream. Now he can't shit without it looking like a Swiss cake roll.

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