Hourican

A clan in Ireland that moved to america and became insane. So unbelievably fucked up, it happens that they soon became the source of all bull-shit. The current generation is sexy and bad ass but the still have "the genes" which can show up in any child. The chosen one, that was prophesied by some crazy ass hobo will be light-brown skinned and the incarnation of all the worlds greatest evils. He will create a new generation of sin and will resurrect Raptor-Jesus.

Pope "Oh snap that mofo right theres a Hourican."
Anti-christ "don't worry broski throw some raw beef and your first born childs genitalia on your door and you'll be safe"

*Pope shits himself and does what he says and survives for 3 more year unharmed until the next harvest*

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