Hovag

A massive ho that will threaten you within an inch of your life if you do not share a king-sized bed with him (no gay divider allowed). He is the type of man that loves Monster energy drinks and usually consumes at least a six-pack daily.

He is the type of man that is generally very stylish and is often sought after by women, however, he has restraint and throws all of them to the streets because he is the type of man to value his homies more than any number of women.

If you are a bro and found yourself a Hovag, hold him close and do not let him go because he is a rare specimen that won't drop you for the first woman that shows any interest in him.

-Did you share a bed with Hovag?
~Yeah! He made me take down the gay divider too!
-Yikes that is definitely a Hovag.

Hovag's fake yeezys

Hovag's fake yeezys.

Person 1: You like my new shoes vro?
Person 2: MAAAAAnn those look more faker than Hovag's fake yeezys.

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