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1. The art of being a cunt
2. Relaying a fact to everyone at least 24 hours after the event
I was in the office when that cunt Howitt told me something I had heard 3 days ago. A classic Howittism
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a "late in the evening" sex act where four strapping young lads in bowler hats "go to town" on a drunk or unconscious slapper.
usually conducted in an upmarket apartment or hotel room, a move popularized by late 1960's swinger "Peter Howitt"
last night me and the fellas met this east side slapper, so we took her back to the Mayfair poking palace and showed her the peter howitt.
an absolute nightmare of a human to deal with. constantly complains yet ignores all advice. often goes on about some of the most brain dead things as if it were the return of the messiah. overall an absolute "Howitt."
did I mention the pseudoscience nonsense with the astrology baloney ?
an amazing person, very kind. funny too!
beautiful.
when i say funny i mean she’s only funny because she thinks she is when in reality she’s not
ellie howitt is amazing!
A literal sex god - marry me Holly Howitt
“is that Holly Howitt??”
“damnnnnnn”