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An elusive Irish forest spirit who occasionally leaves the woods to release and perform blues-rock songs. Also controls a moderately sized lesbian army.
Person 1: Hey dude, I was walking in the woods earlier and I spotted a feral Hozier in one of the treetops.
Person 2: Wow, did you get a selfie with him?
Person 1: Nah, but he did throw a guitar pick at me before scampering off
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An amazing male singer that emits perfection with his talented golden voice. He will soon be greatly recognized, and be seen as a great icon in the Indie Rock genre and the music industry
Have you heard of Hozier?
Yeah dude, he needs to get known!
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The amazing singer and song writer who’s Irish and has a big persona in the lgtbq community he’s 31 years old the sweetest man ever king hair he is gorgeous
You know hozier?
oh the take me to church guy!?
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Also known as Andrew, someone the Irish royals and 1st presidential family, The Gleesons put in the middle of the Latino VS Republic Of Ireland argument because The Irish love one another so much they desperately needed a scapegoat.
I have nothing against Hozier except his managers