hubabongmongulasuari

Hubabongmongulasuari are monstrosities of breasts that provoke fear even in the most obsessed boob lovers. They can get big enough to crush an average adults skull, and can create a crushing force of 3,700 pounds per square inch, roughly the same as a large crocodile. If you see hubabongmongulasuari, you must run away. It may be hazardous to your safety or health.

Owen Wilson: “WOW! Did you see those hubabongmongulasuari?! Those things could go chest-to-jaw with a croc!”

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