Hudgen's Lymphoma

n. Medical condition. A swollen penis node one may experience during the viewing of a film starring American actress Vanessa Hudgens.

Person 1: Yo man, did you see Vanessa Hudgen's new Christmas movie "The Princess Switch"?

Person 2: Yeah, saw it last night. When she started speaking in her British accent I came down with a bad case of Hudgen's lymphoma.