Huebner Tribe

A white looking tribe, but the Chiefs actually looks black. They are lazy alcoholics and act Indian to claim government "benefits." As far as Uncle Sam knows, they are poor and repressed. But in reality, this tribe owns boats, ATVs, fancy trucks, and an endless supply of beer. Fun fact: Government cheese is this tribe's favorite food.

I am such an idiot for working this hard. I should just go join the Huebner Tribe so i can go to the lake every weekend.