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An individual who humps like a monkey
That prostitute got on me like a hump monkey
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Two people have sex are humping the monkey
I'll bet you guys were humping the monkey last night.
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To have sex.
"I bet you two were humping the monkey last night. And she is a great lay, indeed."
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Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
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to hump with incredible force and causeing monkey sounds during sex
Rachel: He monkey humped the fuck outta me last night!
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh
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to bend your knees and grab the back of your ankles and furiously hump the air.
He beat me at basketball and to embarrass me in front of my friends he made me do Monkey Humps for ten minutes straight.
A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.