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Humpie = Smo.
A strange biped humanoid who is prone to revert to his alternate personality when it is least expected.
"Is it Humpie? Is it Smo? Is it an incredibly obscure transsexual? We can't tell, and neither could you."
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Purple plush spiked and relatively hideous yet loveable pillow pet. Large eyes, strange psychological arousing effects, has the ability to shift to random places not shy from the freezer, oven warmer drawer or ceiling. Often gets fisted or sexually violated with a boomerang. The perpetrator of many questionable acts, such as couch burning, specific-flatmate-insulting, giraffe burning and attracting Fokkos to our household.
Christine: Dude, what the hell is that?
Georg: It's Humpy Humpy.
Christine: Where the hell did he come from?
*all of a sudden, Humpy Humpy is humping Tiffany's leg*
Daniel: "... WHAT DA FUCK..."
Thomas: What does the Fokko say?
Fokko: Greg threw me on the floor. I only weigh 56 kilos.
Georg: I better Skype my dad about this...
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(adj.) used to describe a person, usually male, whose body is beautifully sculpted or "humped" with muscles. Having this characterstic typically makes him "humpable," although not in the case of such humpy persons as Lou Fariggno or that annoying blond australopithecine who sells exercise equipment on infommercials.
After leaving his weight-training class, Ignacio looked all humpy.
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Gay slang from the 70s for hot. Hot enough to hump. That's all. You don't need muscles to be humpy, any kind of hot will do.
Lou Reed used it in "Street Hassle" (1978), "Ooh what humpy muscle/Call out the National Guard."
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When you have the hump with someone, using the word "hump" also meaning grumpy.
Hump + grumpy: Humpy.
Gemma didn't get any sleep because of ben, so she became humpy.
Ben i havn't slept for 3 days
Gemma- Woah you must be humpy
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Term used primarily by gay men to describe a cute, muscular, little, stocky guy that's perfect for spooning with.
Did you know that Seth Green is only 5'4" tall?
Yes, he is so humpy!
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