Huras Shag

The act of making sweet sweet love to your new bride on top of a bed frame you made by hand, and then proceeding to reach climax and put out 1/5 of the candles you lit for the night. This act is often followed by smoking a cigarette on your balcony that was perfectly made for this exact scenario, and feeling true freedom from the sin of lust and perverted sexual tension that existed between you and the female species for years.

Your wedding is coming up, do you think you’re going to follow the ceremony with a Huras Shag after? I definitely would if I could..