hymnal

Although it shares only a few letters with "hymen," hymen can often be confused with hymnal, a bound and protected repository of godly songs. Hymnals are sometimes ornate and their seals must be broken in to allow for easy access and page turning.

Both hymens and hymnals protect holy stuff sweet to the ears and to the touch.

Open your hymnal to page 104 and let's all sing the hymn, "Hallelujah, Praise God."

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White winter hymnal

When it's cold in your room and you shoot a load on your tummy-tum-tum and it's warm then it gets cold and crusty.

Dude you know it's winter when you get the first white winter hymnal

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Hymnal

Stands for hell yea my nice anal licker

Michelle Obama: I can't wait to go praise Jesus with hymnals
Danny Devito: fuck yeah

Hymnal

Stands for:

Hell yea, my nice anal licker

Michelle Obama: I can't wait to go praise Jesus with these hymnals!!!
Danny Devito: same!!!