Hyperdrive

When you move faster than the speed of light. Pretty cool. Spaceships and superheroes do it. Everything basically becomes blurry.

Pilot (1) to Pilot (2): Damn! Put that shit into hyperdrive so we can end up in the Nebulark Galaxy already.

Pilot (2) accelerates: Vroom Vroom!

Spaceship flies off into the stars.

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Hyperdrive

When your sex drive is so high ,you have intercourse with your wife but her sister gets pregnant.

Example:
Emily:I am going to have a baby,Martha!
Martha: Wow,are you pregnant?When is it due?
Emily:Not me silly,its Amanda again.Jerry hyperdrove last week too much.
Martha: Emily I think....
Emily:All my children came from hyperdriving Martha.
Martha: Your family is fucked up ,Em.
Emily:Maybe you should see if Jeff can hyperdrive too for painless pregnancy ,Martha.

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hyperdrate

Drinking excess amounts of alcohol and then excess amounts of water to address the cottonmouth caused by the earlier imbibing of the excess alcohol.

For all the silly self-obsessed people who use the term "I need to hydrate" when normal people would say "I need a drink of water."

Hey buddy, let's go hyperdrate. You bring the case of beer to pound down, then tomorrow we can drink water 'til the faucet goes dry. Don't you mean "hydrate?" Nope, that's for idiots who think their new word for drinking water makes a difference when they exercise. Ours will make a difference when we drink too much while laughing at them exercising. You're right, pass the beer, "let's hyperdrate!"