Hythe

Hythe, Kent (UK), the most unknown town of Kent. It inhabits lots of stuck-up old people, loud-mouthed chavs and the occasional druggy, smoking 'round the back of Waitrose. Sometimes, you will even find people of good music taste, amazing!
It has a lot of fields leading to nowhere, so if you have an unbearably annoying child, just leave them in one of Hythe's many fields. Or, you could throw them in one of our many canals.. That could work too.

Person 1: Look at that chav, they must be going to Hythe.
Person 2: Haha, yeah, they must be going round the back of Waitrose.

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Hyth

Is a funny outgoing, introvert who is not shy, but is kinda shy at the same time, everything that she does depends on her mood either she can be very loud or really quite, it's OK if you don't understand her, sometimes even she finds it hard to understand herself. At the end she really is fun to be around, she threatens that she'll kill you but, she's to sweet to do so, so don't worry ,she won't kill you but can cut you off from her life at if she feels uncomfortable around you

Hyth gave me a chocolate, does that mean she loves me?

hythe

Small coastal town mainly populated by inbred people. Could also be the subject of a terrible soap opera.

eldorado & family affairs are prime examples of this town, as for residents... the dingles?

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Hythe

South coastal town over run by Burberry clad reprobates.

Hythe - The Original Burberry Massive Town

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