I'll kill you

Used to express opposition or disagreement by someone who really is powerless to do anything against what you are about to do.

A false threat, unless used by a Hell's Angels during a gang war.

1. I swear I'll kill you if you touch my chocolate bar.
2. I'll kill you if you sleep with my boyfriend.

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i'll kill a bitch

When your so angry at someone that you just want to hurt someone.

My friend told me someone wanted to hurt me so I said I'll kill a bitch.

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i'll kill that cat

ill stab that cat,

i'll kill that cat (or cool bastard)g,g,g,g,g,,

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i'll kill you

"i'll fuck the shit out of you, and enjoy it."

Fundo: Hey lady. Can I bum a cigarette?
Fundita: I'll kill you.
Fundo: Really? Let me go grab a condom.

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I'll kill your face

A combination of kill yourself and your face generally used to threaten.

Person #1: ...it could be very erotic if you tried it.
Person #2: Don't even go there.
Person #1: But it-
Person #2: I'll kill your face!

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I'LL KILL YOU ALL

The phrase uttered right before one person's heart is pierced with a metal object. This phrase can also be used to describe the feeling one gets after they run out of pie.

Person 1: We're out of pie, fuck.
Person 2: What do you mean we're out of pie? Fuck that! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

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I'll Kill You Later Smile

The smile parents give their kids when they fuck around in public but the parents can't kill their kid yet.

Joshua broke a can of tomato sauce at the grocery store so his mom gave him an I'll Kill You Later Smile before calling over an employee.