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Use "so" fucking dumbass
Give me your boobies for I can motorboat them
17π 5π
a statement used when a situation becomes either undeniably irreversible or utterly impossible to explain due to temporary unfavorable circumstances. Often preceded by the "it's not what it looks like" statement. In other words: you're busted and you can't come up with a good excuse without getting beat up or yelled at.
A girl comes to a guy's house for a visit. They enjoy a good conversation. They turn on the tv. The air conditioner doesn't work so they take off a few items of clothing. They have a friendly fight over the remote and start wrestling on the ground. The guy's overzealous girlfriend walks in to see them holding eachother, nearly half naked on the carpet. The guy is shocked and says "Wait, it's not what it looks like...I can explain."
108π 5π
An absolute and valid verbal justification of any action that is seemingly without a clear goal or purpose.
This expression is used to quickly make someone realize that the action in itself is so mindnumbingly cool and awe-inspiring that a purpose is no longer necessary.
Q: Why on earth would you want to play "FΓΌr Elise" on an HP Scanner!
A: Because I can
242π 17π
This has multiple meanings. It can mean any of the following:
1. I understand.
2. I agree.
3. Wow! That's awesome.
4. I would have no problem doing that/dealing with that.
5. Im down with it.
And even much more. Its like jawn. Maaaany meanings!
"Do you want to go to the movies later? Im tryna see Transformers."
"I can dig it!"
"Stay away from him, he's crazy."
"Yeah but I can dig it. Its cool."
211π 21π
Short for βI can suck your dickβ.
-And what can you do, my feminine fellow?
-I can sus.
37π 3π
A phrase often uttered by people who have absolutely no logical reason for doing something when asked why they are doing said thing in the first place.
Bob: "Why did you burn down that house?"
Joe: "Because I can."
40π 2π