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When you shit your pants while your sleeping
Last night, "I fucked up"
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When you mess up so bad there's almost no way out of it.
Person 1: "I fucked up, man"
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "I may or may not have sent my mom a dick pic."
Person 2: "Oh shit. . ."
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When you acknowledge that you made a pretty bad boo boo.
I think I dun fucked up in making this tv.
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What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.
I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"
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means the person saying it plans to seriously injure or kill the person it is said too
Tom: Hey, dude, you want to fight? Hit me!
Bill: Man, You should walk away! I have a black belt in karate. I will fuck you up!
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What you say before you fuck something up.
Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....
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I literally just engaged in sexual intercourse with you, but it was over so soon, you didn't enjoy it. Sorry.
Sorry, I just fucked you up. I'll do better next time. I promise.
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