i just

When you're so done that you can't even finish the sentence.

Friend: how's the end of the semester?
You: there's so many essays and tests to do i just

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i just

when you really don't know what to say after seeing something that... omg

1) *friend shows crazy image to his other friend*
2) i just.

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I just

When your so overwhelmed with emotion that you have the inability to share your specific opinions

Omggg i love queer eye so much! The fab 5 are all so great I just-

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I just farted

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”

As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.

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i just came

Being soooo happy.

So excited. As if you just came. Yes, that excited.

Happier than sex.

Samah: Look at all this amazing food!
Jonathan: Wow! OMFG!!! So much foood!!! I just came.

Sweeta: Look! Free porn!
Jonathan: Uh oh. I just came.

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i just died

When something really funny happens and you laugh so hard it feels like you just died.

1: (Says the funniest thing ever)
2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

1: Isn't that the funniest thing you've ever heard?!
2: OMG, I just died!

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I JUST MORBED

what you say when you commit 'morb'

guys im sorry but
I JUST MORBED