I Knew It

What to yell out when something you were hoping didn’t happen that you were expecting to happen did end up happening.

Me leaving my friend’s house: I feel like I forgot something.
Me: *Sees my phone is not in my bag*.
Me: I KNEW IT!!!

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i knew that

When one feels ashamed of what they thought they knew.

Person A: wow it's so weird that we have 7 planets when we only live on 1.

Person B: um there's 8 planets O.o

Person A: oh yeah, I knew that :D

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I knew what it was

coined by Reggiecuhh - can't be trolled or fucked with; preconceived notion

John: You know that lil runna already been cracked right?
Reggie: I knew what it was nigga

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pssht, I knew that...

What you say so you won't look stupid in front of your crush, when you really did not know that.

Alisha asked what period they had next although this was the last period of the school day. She brushed it off with a, "Pssht, I knew that..." when her crush walked by.

the moment i knew

A song about realizing that something or someone isn't going to work out or it will never be. The Moment I Knew is written and sang by Taylor Swift.
a.k.a. this song is my life

It was 2 am, I was waiting for you to come back to me and that was The Moment I Knew that we could never or would be ever together.

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I Knew You'd Trade in 300

A phrase used to let others know they've traded sides, i.e. committed treason. This word developed from the blockbuster motion picture 300.

The acts of treason committed by the hunchback traitor Ephialtes stem from his rejection to join the Spartan Military. His morbid anger leads him to join sides with the Persians, thus trading sides in 300.

This phrase is highly adaptable in modern day sense. Whenever someone you see commits an act of treason, betrayal, or pure stupidity, respond hastily with "I knew you'd trade in 300."

Let's say you call Shotgun and Pit steals it from you anyway. You're too borderline blackout drunk to even want to argue with Pit. So, instead of arguing with him, you simply say..."I knew you'd trade in 300."

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I wish I knew how to quit you

1. Said by someone who has a very obvious unrequited gay crush on someone who remains oblivious to his flirtations. Usually said after doing the thousandth favor for him for free, despite massive actual personal cost.

A humorous reference to the epic line uttered by Jack Twist to Ennis del Mar (RIP Heath) in the film Brokeback Mountain.

Dude 1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn't have to walk through 600 km of hot dry desert, cross an ocean of razorblades, and defeat 10,000 dragons just to get me one.

Dude 2: Oh it was nothing. Anything for you. *stares longingly at Dude 1 as he sits down*

Dude 1: Why are you staring at me?

Dude 2: I wish I knew how to quit you...

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