I kid you not

this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.

So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.

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I kid you not

A phrase said by a condominium after a male orgasm

After he came, the condom screamed, I kid you not!

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I kid, you not

What a kid says to an adult

Adult: Hey man!

Kid: I kid, you not

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