i put the 'impin in the pimpin

1. This is an ancient phrase that goes back as far as the time of Gabriel and Mohammed. It means 'I just had sexual intercourse with all the members of your family last night'.

2. An expression used to state that one is 'the shit'.

Gabriel: Before I give the holy scriptures I have something to say.

Mohammed: What my lord?

Gabriel: I put the 'impin in the pimpin

Mohammed: Surely not all of them in one night?

Gabriel: Fo' shizzle my nizzle!

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I put the impin' in the pimpin'

An ancient phrase beginning time of Muhammed and Gabriel of ancient Islam history. It means, upon last night I most certainly had sexual intercourse with all members of you interelated family. A horrible insult.

Gabriel: Before I give you the recitings of God, I must tell you that I put the impin' in the pimpin' last night.
Muhammed: Surely not all of them in one night!?!?
Gabriel: Fo' shizzle my nizzle.

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