i pad kid

quackity's cough is like an ipad kid's laugh

quackity coughs like an i pad kid

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I fuck kids

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I eat kids

I eat kids just a man or woman esting kids

Man or woman who literally eats kid. i eat kids

WomanRight!

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I-Pad Kid

Makenzee

is an I-Pad Kid
COuGh CoUGh

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i love kid's

you love kid's

come to Daddy give me a kiss
aaahh i love kid's
put my ding dong in your ass
no pls Daddy stop it's too big

your a bad kid now i will do it dry

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I kid

It is a somewhat old fashioned way of saying "just kidding." It sounds more Shakespearean than "jk d00000d."

Person A: Bitch, I'll kick your ass!
Person B: *Gasp* You have such a sailor mouth!
Person A: What the motherf**k??
Person B: Har har, I kid, you old sea dog!
Person A: Har har har har!

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I kid you not

this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.

So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.

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