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short for the word "alright". used by members of the band therapeofnanking. this word is often repeated two or three times. when pronouncing it, don't move your mouth. its a whine type of sound.
cev- hey randy lemme get a cigarette.
randy-iite nigga.
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INDIAN INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY
7 in number and having the toughest entrance exam possible. The students preparing for its entrance think that life would become easy once they get in, but that is not to be. The real tough battle starts there in. The regular studying freaks still manage to get good CGPA's while the others hover around pretty low and abyssmal CGPA's. The stress on having good CGPA's is huge and therefore can give sleepless nights to many. But many are pretty fine with it and call themselves "studs" and the donkey like studying population are called "maggus".
stud iitian : so wassup?
maggu iitian : completed revision of 3 chapters of analog electronics and 2 chapters more are yet to be revised for tomorrow's paper.
stud iitian : oh! but what's the syllabus?
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- a chain of top tier engineering colleges, there are total 23 IITs in india- 7 of them being the OGs.
Exams at national level (called JEE- joint entrance examination) are held every year and you get a college based off on your ranking- acceptance rate is below 0.5%, making it the second toughest exam in the WORLD after Gaokao.
If you get into an iit-
¬your parents brag about you day and night, you are now a priced possession to them
¬your relatives think so highly of you and give your examples to their children, i.e. you cousins are jealous of you
¬you get placed in ibm, google, microsoft, oracle, apple, etc right after you graduate
ALSO
~people studying at sharda and lpu (plus some other private colleges) will call you and your mates nerd and ton of funny names just to make themselves feel better
~the moment somebody gets to know about the fact that you are an iitian, they get IMMEDIATE INFERIORITY COMPLEXXX
<<Long cut short, they're India's budget ivy league>>
Seeing your child getting into an iit is what every middle class Indian parents' wet dreams are about
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Engineering colleges in India famous for producing world class engineers. But they forget to mention that one can find the country's biggest supply of nerds and yokels there. Asshats there think that it is hep to wear bathroom slippers to the classrooms..Disgusting!!! Ofcourse there is other kind of IITian exactly opposite of the above mentioned but he is lost somewhere in the jungle of asinine nerds.
Nerd IITian: Hey machha, I have completed all the assignments and reports.
Coolguy IITian: good for you. Do you mind copying them for me as well.
Nerd IITian: Ofcourse not. Its actually advantageous for me. I will have a revision myself.
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Acronym for "It's In The Script" - a quick and easy response to any query questioning something unrealistic, inconsistent or just plain stupid seen on TV or in film.
Pete: "How the hell could Jeff Goldblum upload a virus to the alien mothership using a Mac?"
John: "IITS."
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Used as alright or whatever, used in chats
Will you be here soon?
--iite
My dog died
--iite
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