IMIW

In My Infinite Wisdom

You should break up with her, IMIW.
(Use instead of IMHO)

IMIW

Short for "In my Indian Wisdom" (Referring to the Ancient Southern Asian Country India). Non-Violent word that can be used by anyone as long as you have read books from ancient India. Cuz History takes a while to dry up into Wisdom.

IMIW, I think you should use a Lota instead of TP for your ass to treat your constipation.