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First used on Jon Stewart's The Daily Show, this expression was created as an ironic play on America's near-hypocritical response to the Russian invasion of Georgia: "We cannot tolerate invasions of sovereign countries...in Europe."
Stewart compared it the the popular "...in bed" modifier for fortune cookies, in which the words "...in Europe" can be added on to any statement to create a sarcastic overtone.
"i totally pwned him in halo!" "yeah, in europe."
"Steve Guttenburg could beat Chuck Norris any day of the week...in Europe."
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When an American goes to Europe and has anticipates awesome adventures.
I can't believe I'm going Europing this summer!
To go europe means to vomit. It comes from the sound one makes when tossing their cookies.
If I take another drink ima go europe.
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The most blood soaked continent on earth.
It's history filled with violence and prosecution. (looking at you christians)
Ironic as it may be, it is now a place of peace, free thinking, acceptance and technological advancement.
Meanwhile, in old europe
Steve: Hey let's kill that guy, he's not christian!
Bill: Yea sure, ok.
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Europe - The world's greatest masterminds and the world's biggest criminals happen to born there.
Europe is also the home of the most ancients and finest civilizations. Democracy was invented there almost 2000 years before white settlers set their feets on american ground.
Citizens of the EU are thinking of their union as an economical and political superpower. Indeed, they could be a superpower, if they would start to agree with each other. But History has shown, that something like that will never happen: the last 60 years were the _longest_ period of freedom ever on the european continent.
They try to solve problems with diplomacy even when someone's shooting at them.
Why are you hitting me? I don't like violence! Let's have some vine and talk about your problems...
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The best continent in the world, with the best countries in the world.
EX1: Croatia is a country in Europe.
EX2: Europe is better then America
EX3: If it wasn't for Europeans, the United States of America would not exist today.
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Old Europe, Bold Europe: home of progressive libralism, who brought such concepts as 'fairness', 'socialism', 'left wing', and 'nice' to the world.
Economically weak because the people tend to prefer to enjoy themselves rather than work 65 hours a week just to feed themselves when they cud b doing fun stuff. And because they dont employ kids on slave-labour wage rates.
Strongest peoples of the world - what other continent could be completly destroyed by 1918, be the most powerful in the world again by 1939, and turn a backwards peasant autocracy in2 1 of the world superpowers over 20 years?
Unfortunate fathers of fascism. Also its destroyers.
Give every1 a chance through redistributive effects, causing some neofascist CEOs to move to the US and some others to take their factories to india.
Eastern European birds ARE the best in the world... especially solvakians =)
have high fuel, cigarette, and alcohol prices because the government tries to limit the usage of these BAD substances through high taxes.
oh btw. Budweiser did actually come from Europe origionally... 'Bud Veiser'!! Czech fgs! not that they're proud of it. Kozel is like 10x betta.
South America has evolved upon similar lines, although the social development is at the stage that Europe was reaching in the early 1900s, characterised by class stuggle and rapid shifts to the far left. Hopefully they will succeed where we failed and lead to a democratic worker's republic, kickstarting the global prolatarian revolution.
"I think there's a better way to solve problems than fighting"
"Oh, you're European right?"
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