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1. (in-ˈsep-shən)--n. the act of convincing a female (usually out of one’s league) to have sex with you by making the female think it is her own idea.
Sample sentences:
“How’d John get that girl to fuck him?... She’s so much hotter than him.”
“I don’t know; he must've inceptioned that hoe.”
*Extractor’s are those who perform the inception. Well known extractors include the following: Jay-Z, David Spade, Michael Douglas, Marlyn Manson, and Marc Anthony.
There are 4 ways for a girl to avoid inception: 1) ‘totem’--a specific object that acts as reminder that they are too hot for this dude (ex. a mirror or daylight as oppose to the darkness of a club). 2) Security (friends to cock block the extractor) 2) ‘kick’- something that wakes the target up from the dream (drunken stupor) that makes inception possible, aka sobering up.
Help in performing inception comes in the form of a ‘point man’ (aka wingman); an ‘architect’ (who designs a maze like setting that is difficult for the target to escape, aka provides an empty room); a ‘chemist’ (who can roofie the female); and a ‘forger’ (to trick friends and/or the target into thinking the extractor is worth a shit).
2. Inception-- n. a 2010 science fiction action film written, produced and directed by Christopher Nolan. The film stars Leonardo DiCaprio, with a supporting cast that includes Ken Watanabe, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Marion Cotillard, Ellen Page, Cillian Murphy, Tom Hardy, Tom Berenger, Dileep Rao and Michael Caine.
quotes: “What's the most resilient parasite? An Idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities. An idea can transform the world and rewrite all the rules. Which is why I have to steal it.”
“If we are gonna perform Inception then we need imagination.”
“The seed that we planted in this man's mind, may change everything.”
3. Inception-- n. the creation of new thoughts in a target, which he or she later accepts as his or her own idea.
How to:
Cobb: “We create the world of a dream. We bring a subject into that dream and they fill it with their secrets.”
Ariadne: Then you break in and steal it?
Cobb: Well, it's not strictly speaking legal.
4. n. an act, process, or instance of beginning.
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Film to be released in Summer 2010. Looks Fucking amazing and orgasmic in every way. Directed by Christopher Nolan, director of such films as Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Memento, and The Prestige.
Person 1-Holy Shit did you see Inception?!
Person 2-Of course i did i was sitting right next to you fucktard.
Person 1-Right Right...but it was awesome wasn't it?
Person 2-Hold on let me check....uhh...yup i jizzed all in my pants so yes it was amazing
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The implantation of an idea deep in the subconscious that will bear future results.
Comes from the mind bending 2010 movie of the same name starring Leonardo DiCaprio
In the movie, Dominic Cobb and his team attempt to perform inception on a businessman named Robert Fischer, in order to get him to dissolve his fathers energy empire.
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Its like a taco, inside a taco, within a taco bell, thats inside a KFC within a mall that is inside your dream!!!!!
Mike "do you fancy inception?"
Dave "you get the tacos, met me in KFC in 30mins"
A super taco supreme
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A total mind fuck. The most in depth and complicated movie of all time, but one of the best ever made.
Holy shit, Inception changed my views on life.
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A critically acclaimed movie by Chris Nolan, that's destined to join The Matrix as one of the greatest sci-fi movies ever made.
It has an intricate- yet masterfully executed- plot, that keeps you on the edge of your seat until the very last shot- a mindfuck in itself.
Stars Leo Dicaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen Page, Michael Caine, and the lovely Marion Cotillard. They're all excellent.
Inception was such a mindfuck. When it comes out on DVD, I'm going to buy five copies and watch them all at the same time.
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Sarah watched inception yesterday and had to be checked into hospital with major hemorrhaging to the brain.
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