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the act of being or getting mind f******
Friend 1: Dude that in class essay yesterday was ridiculously hard, i had no clue what to write
Friend 2: Dude i got inceptioned by that essay
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the act of completely fucking someone's mind.
getting inside someones head, and either convincing them of something, or causing them to question the reality of the situation.
after inceptioning someone it is imperative to say inception to the target, letting them know they just got mind fucked
IMPORTANT:
Inception is also a game, with rules
*inception is a game best played lit as fuck, and is won when one person inceptions everyone in the room, regardless. you should always help out someone trying to inception another, by validating their story.
guy1: dude so when you going to order that pizza
guy2(target): what pizza?
guy1: you just said you would order a pizza
guy3: yeah man you did say that
guy2: No i didnt
guy4: yes you did dude
guy1: come on man!
guy2: damn, alright
guy1: inception!
guy3: you just got inceptioned
target: hey you guys want to watch the game?
guy1: what?
target: the championship game?
gu1: what are you talking about, they played that yesterday
target: no its today
guy3: it was yesterday dude, we all watched it
target: :no seriously
guy1: seriously it was yesterday at 9:00
target: what! (looks it up online)
guy1: Inception!
target: damn, you inceptioned me pretty good haha
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To plant an idea, sow seeds, or lay groundwork--especially in the context of a future hook up or relationship
Phil: Yo, I incepted her last night.
Paul: DUDE. You planted a dream within her dream WITHIN HER DREAM??
Phil: ...what? No...I told her we should hang out this weekend.
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1. (in-ˈsep-shən)--n. the act of convincing a female (usually out of one’s league) to have sex with you by making the female think it is her own idea.
Sample sentences:
“How’d John get that girl to fuck him?... She’s so much hotter than him.”
“I don’t know; he must've inceptioned that hoe.”
*Extractor’s are those who perform the inception. Well known extractors include the following: Jay-Z, David Spade, Michael Douglas, Marlyn Manson, and Marc Anthony.
There are 4 ways for a girl to avoid inception: 1) ‘totem’--a specific object that acts as reminder that they are too hot for this dude (ex. a mirror or daylight as oppose to the darkness of a club). 2) Security (friends to cock block the extractor) 2) ‘kick’- something that wakes the target up from the dream (drunken stupor) that makes inception possible, aka sobering up.
Help in performing inception comes in the form of a ‘point man’ (aka wingman); an ‘architect’ (who designs a maze like setting that is difficult for the target to escape, aka provides an empty room); a ‘chemist’ (who can roofie the female); and a ‘forger’ (to trick friends and/or the target into thinking the extractor is worth a shit).
2. Inception-- n. a 2010 science fiction action film written, produced and directed by Christopher Nolan. The film stars Leonardo DiCaprio, with a supporting cast that includes Ken Watanabe, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Marion Cotillard, Ellen Page, Cillian Murphy, Tom Hardy, Tom Berenger, Dileep Rao and Michael Caine.
quotes: “What's the most resilient parasite? An Idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities. An idea can transform the world and rewrite all the rules. Which is why I have to steal it.”
“If we are gonna perform Inception then we need imagination.”
“The seed that we planted in this man's mind, may change everything.”
3. Inception-- n. the creation of new thoughts in a target, which he or she later accepts as his or her own idea.
How to:
Cobb: “We create the world of a dream. We bring a subject into that dream and they fill it with their secrets.”
Ariadne: Then you break in and steal it?
Cobb: Well, it's not strictly speaking legal.
4. n. an act, process, or instance of beginning.
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Film to be released in Summer 2010. Looks Fucking amazing and orgasmic in every way. Directed by Christopher Nolan, director of such films as Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Memento, and The Prestige.
Person 1-Holy Shit did you see Inception?!
Person 2-Of course i did i was sitting right next to you fucktard.
Person 1-Right Right...but it was awesome wasn't it?
Person 2-Hold on let me check....uhh...yup i jizzed all in my pants so yes it was amazing
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The implantation of an idea deep in the subconscious that will bear future results.
Comes from the mind bending 2010 movie of the same name starring Leonardo DiCaprio
In the movie, Dominic Cobb and his team attempt to perform inception on a businessman named Robert Fischer, in order to get him to dissolve his fathers energy empire.
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The beginning of something. The origin, start, source.
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