Inflation

If monkeys have one banana, banana valuable. If monkeys grow more banana, banana not rare, banana not valuable

I do not understand why printing more money would cause an inflation. I don't get it

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Inflation

1) The act of filling something with air or some form of gas to inflate it (i.e. balloons, tires, bounce houses, etc.)

2) A fetish; stimulation (whether sexual or otherwise in nature) caused by expansion of a object, anthropomorphic, or humanoid character either until they are full of air, floating, or popped. It is depicted mainly through art, fan fiction, or role-play.

1) "Andy inflated the balloon. The inflation caused the balloon to expand"
2) "Andy found the inflated balloon very arousing"

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Inflation

INFLATION?! YOU HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AT YOUR FINGER TIPS, AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Dude one: I love inflation

Other dude: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

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Inflation

When you become president of an african country and demolish their economy by printing money for everyone, and then leave.

"Did you hear that guy pulled an inflation on sudan"
"yes big prankster"

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Inflation

Inflation measures how much poorer the population has become over a certain period, usually a year.

The personal finances of Fed members trading millions in SP500 futures using insider information are not impacted by inflation.

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Inflation

When even with more money today, you can only afford to buy fewer goods and services than in the past—your future buying power is reduced as basic necessities like food, water, and gas get dearer each time.

Inflation explains why the price of a math book in 1960 was 30 cents, but the same type of book today costs 30 dollars, or why a ten dollars’ worth of cookies today only cost 30 cents half a century ago.

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Inflation

When a thick pussy grows a goddam forest on it and begs to get licked until it gets rejected by everyone and creates a disease that makes it orgasm every minute.

Did you see the girl that has inflation because I rejected her and now she has a disease.

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