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To take s school report from your mailbox before your parents have seen it and destroy it.
John: "Hey Reg, How'd it go when your parents saw your report card?"
Reg: "Oh they never saw it, I intercepted."
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WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT INTERCEPT MEANS?!!?!?!?! IT MEANS NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
You dont need to know what intercept fucking means
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the art of excitedly returning to your email inbox after receiving a notification about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the publisher deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.
We did a lot of intercepting at Amrit's house last night!
Any pass that Eli Manning throws during an NFL regular season.
Eli Manning went 5/18 interceptions with 4 completions
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When you steal someone elses girl or girlfriend (commonly used among Football Jocks)
jock 1: Matt intercepted carly right from Dylan !!
jock2: That kid gets interceptions on and off the field
jock1: yea I feel kinda bad for Dylan though
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When you are interested in a person at a party, you are on the verge of making a move, and just as you are about to you find someone else already making out with them, etc.
Also used in the present tense as "intercepted"
Person 1: I went to make a move on that girl, but she was tongue deep in another dude's mouth.
Person 2: INTERCEPTION!
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When a man is about to ejaculate on a woman's face, and she catches the jizz and throws it back in his face.
Don't tell anyone bro, but after I came on her face, she went for the interception. Who does that?!
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