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Period of time in college where you get the sudden desire of smashing your laptop against the teacher's face.
Early symptoms include: Sleepiness, general irritation, need of throwing up after previous thoughts related to this word, sudden need of hitting someone pretty hard, etc...
In 5 minutes or so, he's definitely having IPO. Just look at his face, he could get no sleep last night for sure, and looks quite irritated.
Initial Public Offering - IPO
The first sale of stock by a private company to the public. IPOs are often issued by smaller, younger companies seeking capital to expand, but can also be done by large privately-owned companies looking to become publicly traded.
In an IPO, the issuer obtains the assistance of an underwriting firm, which helps it determine what type of security to issue (common or preferred), best offering price and time to bring it to market.
Also referred to as a "public offering".
When Google went IPO, and sold shares of it's newly created stock.
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"Initial Public Offering"
1. First Public Stock Release for a Company
2. Gaseous emission immediately before a bowel movement. (can signal an emergent situation)
1 (future)
Dan: (heading into meeting) I wonder if the boss is going to announce our company's IPO...You don't look so good.
Steve: Uh, I might be having an IPO of my own...if the air gets nasty in there, please don't look at me.
2 (present)
Mike: (smelling surroundings) Dude, was that you?
Jim: I think that was an IPO - I better find a toilet quickly.
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initial public offering
verb: to make or facilitate an initial public offering of one's "services" on the open market
Dude, Goldman Sachs just IPO'd your mom in SOHO.
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noun: means lover in Hawaiian.
I held my ipo near and dear to my chest.
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When a runner is sidelined due to Injury, they are know as an Injured Piece of Shit. (IPOS)
Sorry you can't run with us today, you're an Ipos!
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How was the IPO?
It was fantastic. It exceeded my expectations.
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