ISTD

I swear to dick

When a man has a really good dick

Or you too frustrated by a dick

Man ISTD hes so good in bed

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ISTD

ISTD - Eye Sexually Transmitted Disease

When you let a stripper blow into your eye but she been eating too much dirty ass lately

- Bro, what’s up with your eye

- I let a stripper blow on it and now I have pink eye

- nah, you got an ISTD

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