Ian Pragnell

Ian Pragnell is term used to describe an extremely sexy man whose true beauty can only be expressed through a song

He likes to hit things with sticks *if you know what I mean*

he’ll ram you with his massive cock, and lick your bum clean

He’s willys so big it covers my eyes

And fills all the boys up with juicy cream pies
The girls love him too but he’s a bit gay

When he walks in the changing rooms we all scream yay.

He wouldn’t think to make you pay, he’ll let you keep all your cash monay.

(Cuz he’s a slag)

Du-du-du

Cuz he’s a slag

Person 1: Wow that guys chopper is so huge he’s gotta be an Ian Pragnell.

Person 2: Of course did you not just see the way he spunked in my eye!

Person 1: Must’ve happened while his cock was covering my eyes (cuz it’s so big)